satisficient

"Satisfactorily Efficient" A term originally coined by the mysterious yet enigmatic figure known only as Suni. The term originated out of the apparent need for further detail when describing effectual competence with regard to job performance in the workplace.

"You there, Poopsmith, are you responsible for those neatly piled poo piles? Yes? Well... they are satisficient, and please me for the time being. Now, back to work!"

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Midnight Sniff

Its like that thing that one time where you are in bed alone and you fart into your hand and you like smell it, one time.

I was exhausted after that four hour meeting, I went to bed but I couldn't fall asleep without my Midnight Sniff.

guildtrip

When your online friends are all doing things and, like, you're not, and like they say "You totally should join us..." and you like feel bad about it... That's a Guildtrip.

That Pasty Unicorn is offline on raid night! We should totally Guildtrip them into joining us.

cutedependent

A relationship in which the parties rely on each other to maintain adorability. Who’s bond together is exponentially cuter than either one’s individual level of cuteness.

Koko the gorilla and her kitten have a cutedependent relationship.

gerundmandering

It’s verbatizing a noun but also making your friends buy into it. Just cause they are around the corner. It’s defining a word that defies use.

Gerundmandering. It’s like when you are trying to get your dumb friends to get the fuck on board, but like they are all being shits. And then you say, “we either yeet, or get yeeted on.