It'll be over by Christmas

A very common saying used by Generals in both World Wars. Every time they came up with a big plan, it was designed to end the war by Christmas and bring the boys home. Of course we all know that never happened. It was used so often that it became a joke.

Field Marshall Montgomery "Market Garden will be so successful it'll be over by Christmas". In reality, it went for more than another year. Good job Monty.

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mescaline

A psychedelic of the phenethylamine family which occurs naturally in certain cactuses. Contrary to popular belief it is very seldom found in pure chemical form due to the production difficulties and costs. In the hands of the open-minded and intelligent people it can be a great instrument for the exploration of the psyche.

The chemical name for mescaline is 3,4,5-trimethoxyphenethylamine

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JDM

One of the most overused words by Ricers. If its JDM it must be automatically better. Some of the stuff in Japan may be better but it has turned into a buzzword.

RICER: OMGZZ!!! I have these new tyte JDM headlights yo! They make my car so much better!
Domestic: That's nice, I have stock headlights and spent that money on my engine.
RICER: Dood! You bought a JDM engine???
Domestic: Stupid ricer

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Leederocola

Leederocola is a word used to announce your presence while facing possible spit in your fast-food order.

1. Give me a leederocola before I break vouz fucking lips!

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Tamasexual

1. Having sexual relations with the popular virtual pet, Tamagotchi. Can often result in battery leakage and electrocution.

2. One who prefers pixels over penis/pussy.

3. A fruit cake.

1. Bob: Oh Ichigotchi i didnt know you could bend like *that*!

2. Sally: I dont want to meet your daddy, i just want you in my caddy ;)
Tamagotchi: *beep*

3. "Fruit Cakes 1/2 off! THIS WEEKEND ONLY!"

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phreaker

A person who can "hack" his way into a phone system, often to make free phone calls.

<GRiM> I am a phreaker
<GRiM> I can make free international phone calls

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gordy

A word from Campbell River used instead of cocaine. Don't ask why, they're from The Riv, they don't know better.

Hey they have Gordy at the party!
That ho just did a big line of Gordy

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