Underworld

A wicked movie about the war between Vampyres and Lycans. Set in a timeless gothic city (budapest I think). The Vampyres are led by Victor and the Lycans by Lucian. Relativly low budget movie but it doesn't matter. Great cast, great action and Kate Beckensdale as Selene rocks!

Dude: Those are some wicked 9mm berettas
Other Dude: Dude, this movie rocks!

140👍 61👎

sport compacts

Cars such as the Lancer, Civic, Focuses, Cavilers and so on. Most are slow, weak econoboxes but with the simple addition of a 2 foot tall wing, fart can muffler and dozens of stickers it can easily do a 10 second 1/4 mile. These cars were unfortunatly made famous by The Fast and The Furious, or known to non Ricers as the worst movie ever. Often in these cars you'll see teens reving their engine as they pull up beside non sticker covered cars such as a GN, GT, Z-28 and then get their asses blown away by a car that has more displacement that my beer mug.

Me: There's some sport compact beside me. Why's he reving his engine?
Sport Compact guy: vrum, vrum (sounds like a weed wacker) Common boooiii! I gats NAAWWWWWWSSS up in deeez byatch. Fo shizzle brah!
Me: Fuck off *20 foot burnout*
Sport compact guy: vrum vrum Hum... I should add a few more Type R stickers to my Caviler

6👍 13👎

masterbater

Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.

Ed is a masterbater and will masterbate at anytime he can.

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hero surgery

(n) Also known as Gastric bypass surgery, a surgery that shrinks the size of ones stomache thuse forceing them to loose weight for a while, and instantly making them a hero.

Rosanne was fat as hell before she had Hero Surgery.

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cubical

A soul draining box you live in for 40+ hours a week. You attempt to hold off the inevitable insanity by decorating it, messenger and drinking heavily. You will eventually have nightmares about being stuck in one.

ME: I was stuck in my damn cubical all day
Friend: Wow, you need booze
ME: *chugs a pitcher of beer*

30👍 16👎