Woodpecker

Woodpecker: The person on the receiving side of a Glory Hole. While giving head, the person bangs their head against the wall.

As Brian put his dick into the Glory Hole, he wondered who the woodpecker on the other side was.

Wrath of Kahn

The man is standing, receiving a blowjob from someone on their knees. Just before he cums, he moves around to the person's side and blows his load into their ear, all while looking towards the skies and screaming "Kaaaaaaahhhhhhhnnnnnnnnn!!!!!"

Jimmy hated his boss, Kahn Noonien Singh. After one particularly bad day of work, Jimmy went home. As his wife tried to console him by giving him a blowjob, Jimmy wheeled around to her ear, giving her a "Wrath of Kahn" by emptying his "man-naise" into her ear hole and screaming "Kaaaahhhhnnnnn!!!!"

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