An anal explosion consisting of soft, bean-like stool so thick you could stand a fork up in it.
Coffee and a quesadilla? You just packed the Chili Cannon.
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When a dog chows down on a lady human's flower chowder.
Ben: That bitch keeps her three-legged dog in the car all day during work.
Adam: I bet she pops in for a little lunchtime doggylingus.