Electronic Dick

A slang for an electronic cigarette, more specifically, a big bulky one that spews out a ridiculous amount of vapor.

Guy 1: "Why is there steam coming up from the floorboards?"
Guy 2: "Oh that's just my roomate. He's in the basement sucking on his electronic dick again."

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The Shrek Method

The act of adding adult humor to g-rated animated films that kids wont understand, but the adults would find funny.

Examples of The Shrek Method:

"Little man, my best friend is a talking car."
-David Hasselhoff in "Hop"

"That must be Lord Farquaad's castle... Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?"
-Shrek

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circumcise

A term for E-cig users: The act of taking off the bridge and wick of an atomizer to making direct dipping easier.

"I circumcised my LR510 atty, now dry hits aren't so bad"

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Teabag

A dip pouch or a portion of snus

I ran out of cigarettes, can I get one of your teabags?

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