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Dookie Roll

A homemade culinary treat consumed in correctional facilities, especially in the South in places like TN. This delicacy is prepared in-cell with a common plastic sandwich baggie. It most commonly consists of finely smashed up and moistened cookies, crackers, commissary candy, a little coffee, milk from the breakfast tray, some peanut butter if available, and maybe even some soggy honeybun for those inmates partial to a fluffier roll. After the roll is done it resembles is human terd and should be consumed immediately so the heat from the cooks hands adds to the experience.

Hey dude, you can have my tray tonight for a shot of coffee and your cookies or graham crackers... I’m a make a dookie roll after head count.

by GringoTN September 29, 2019

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Ricotta Drip

The chunky, foul, and often runny discharge secreted from the tip of a man’s penis when infected with, most commonly gonorrhea, but additional coexisting infections- not limited to -Trichomoniasis and Chlamydia.

I stood up and realize my junk was glued to my leg with Ricotta Drip. It’s only been 6 days since I raw dogged Candice. No doubt I’ve got the clap again.

by GringoTN September 29, 2019


Tennessee Tuna Taco

This is the fatty, most often wet with saturation, and occasionally foul-odored, mons pubis and labia of a female who raised anywhere between the Smoky Mountains of southern Appalachia, all the way west to the muddy Mississippi River. It’s been described in the song Rocky Top as “wild as a mink & sweet as soda pop”, which is accurate. If one is a true aficionado, he will definitely “still dream about that” once he’s introduced this tasty regional dish to his palate. Locals prefer the traditional variety adorned with a tuft of pubic hair.

Dude, yesterday I was at the Mapco in Roane County and bumped into Delicia. Long story short, I still taste that sweet Tennessee Tuna Taco when I swalla.

by GringoTN September 29, 2019


San Diego Shit Sandwich

A sexual experience with a hispanic female in intestinal distress

When you're eating out a mexican from Tijuana and she let's loose a fart, which actually winds up being a shart and you ingest some of the sticky suprise, now that's a San Diego Shit Sandwich

by GringoTN October 6, 2008

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