Heighth

This is not a word, even though everyone in southern California uses it. The correct word is "Height." Don't combine width and height into heighth. That's just wrong. I will stab you in the eye.

Measure the heighth and width of that board, and then cut it up into little pieces that fit inside my mouth.

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Lavy

A word used to substitute the word "lady" or "baby" in songs, especially when substituting the word "lunch" for "love". See the classic example below.

This word is derived from Joe Lavy, a guy who enjoys lunch, and also is a volunteer firefighter, and many times can be seen guarding the beer tent. He's actually not a bad kid, and it's not his fault he likes lunch, or that we sing his name in songs and giggle about it.

"Lavy, when I think about you... I think about lunch...
Darlin’, don’t live without you
And your lunch
If I had those golden dreams
Of my yesterdays
I would wrap you in the heaven
’till I’m dyin’ on the way

Feel like makin’
Feel like makin’ lunch
Feel like makin’ lunch for you

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