Navel surprise

Left over jizz found in a girls belly button the following day.

Lisa: Eww gross whats in my belly button!!!

Karen: It appears Kyle left you a Navel surprise.

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Nut Suckers

What emo's commonly refer to as; "Skinny Jeans"

The emo kid put on his "Nut Suckers"

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The Crappies

A very rare STD consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable STD that can be transmitted without sexual or physical contact.

Does this look like the "Crappies" to you?

I think that girl gave me the crappies.

If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.