Drunk Pirate

One who becomes heavily intoxicated and steals whatever he can get his hands on. Once awakened in the morning, he finds himself lying atop a pile of treasure.

Broke Ass Dave is a drunk pirate.

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Two fist shuffle

That's when I am rubbing one out.

I am only hear to do the two fist shuffle.

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crack-a-lackin

Off the chain and out the cage.

Lets get this fucker crack-a-lackin.

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Cat Man Do Ramer

Thats that crazy drunk sex

We gonna do that Cat man do ramer

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Shaking hands with the Pope.

It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.

Everyone Loves to shake hands with the pope.

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Fiddle Fiend

Some slut that can't get enough of the fiddle. And by fiddle I mean Dick, bitch!

Nancy is a fucking fiddle fiend! She is always ripping my pants open hoping to get a taste.

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Gas Mask

Where you sit on some chicks nose and fart. Then your stank ass shit blows right into that bitches lungs.

Vince gave Tracy a gas mask and she loved it! Every time vince has got to fart tracy says, take off those pants and sit on my face.

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