SEO

SEO is an acronym for search engine optimization and only practiced by the most competent of human beings. You should not get on their bad site or they might rank a selfie of yourself with the keywords 'filthy'. A SEO-Manager who practices the sacred arts of SEO is right at home in search engines such as Google or DuckDuckGo but never talks about Bing and - if you value your life - so should you.

"Hey Alex, you know a thing or two about SEO, don't you?"
"Yeah I work as a SEO-manager, how did you know?"

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