Grolaf

The embodiment of Gru and Olaf. The god of all there is, all there was, and all there will ever be. Founder of the Cult of Grolaf, and the main basis of the Holy Grobble.

Praise be to Grolaf, E I E I O, Amen.

Megaman

An intensely obese person who in reality is inhabited by a parasitic alien who consumes nothing but burgers and fries. Megamen typically speak in monotone phrases with each syllable lasting the same duration of time. Most Megamen are said to inhabit a settlement on Antarctica.

The Megaman lumbered over to the Five Guys cashier, and bellowed: "HI I WOULD LIKE A DOU-BLE CHEESE BUR-GUR WITH A SIDE OF EX-TRA CRI-SPY FRIES"