Pothead Syndrome

Someone who talks about everything the instant it comes into their heads.

Busy working...

8:49:54 PM CDT Jordan: there's a lot of strippers in this movie
8:50:08 PM CDT Micah Williamson: super!

6 minutes later. Busy working...

8:56:30 PM CDT Jordan: you know who jesse jane is?
8:56:38 PM CDT Micah Williamson: no
8:56:44 PM CDT Jordan: she's a pornstar
8:56:47 PM CDT Jordan: in the movie too
8:57:47 PM CDT Micah Williamson: has anyone ever told you that you have pothead syndrome?

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Facebook Syndrom

When someone needs to know everything that is going on all the time.

me to him: I found it in the cabinet.
her to us: Found what in the cabinet?
me: don't worry about it (super tired. it's not important)
her: no tell me. I want to know!
me: ... you have facebook syndrome

me to her: hahahah yah so after that I-
him to us: haha, what are you guys talking about?
me: .... <- I say dots