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The Potatotato is a large, sentient, and evil potato that once ruled the galaxy. It bred with many mystical creatures and created different offspring such as the Unitato. It's goal is to destroy it's kids for becoming too intelligent for their own good.
Ahh! That Potatotato is so scary! I can't believe something so mean created that cute Unitato!
A cross between a potato and a unicorn. They often live in villages, and near grassy plains and red canyons. The most popular Unitato is "Bob". They often become friends with other species, such as narwhalitatos and pikatatos. Unitatoes have modern day technology, although they are pretty dumb. They also have the power to shoot rainbows, fly, and harness wind.
Oh look! That Unitato is shooting out rainbows!