Shockwave

The noise a clutch neighbor makes to help you sneak into your house without your mom detecting you.

I was able to enter my house insanely high because my neighbor yelled shockwave, distracting my mom from hearing me walk up the front steps

Jüüber

A DIY penis lengthening device created by attaching a rope tied to a doorknob or other object to your member. It can provide rapid results but is extremely dangerous. Works best when coupled with a rigorous jelqing and edging protocol.

My boy Merlin really loves his Jüüber, he’s been raving about his massive gains down there