crapsplatter

The nasty residue left on the underside of the toilet seat after an extremely forceful and/or large bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that burrito yesterday. I left a nasty crapsplatter.

fat pill

(noun) A doughnut or other small sweet pastry.

If you keep scarfing down those fat pills your ass is gonna be as big as a fucking house!

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fart smeller

A spoonerism of "smart feller", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smucker

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.

So THAT's how calculus works. You sure are a fart smeller. I mean smart feller.

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