Grump

This is where two people get them selves a dead body. On acquiring the body they leave it to ripen for two too three days, depending upon the weather.
When the body is deemed to be ready, the grumpers take there positions.
One person (the grumpy) places there head between the body's legs. Whilst the other person (the grumper) Jumps upon the body's stomach.
The result is a spray of blood and guts going all over the place and splattering all over the fucking place.

types of the Grumping:
the Frump
Bumping
Bungee grumping
double grumping
The long grump
The high grump
Obese grumping
Skrumping (this is actually the grumping of a skinny person)
Chewbaccaing
Bongoing
piano grump (dropping a piano on a corpse = shit)

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