friendstrual cycle

The back and forth Love/Hate relationship women have with their female best friends

"What's up with Sarah and Alexis? Last week they were calling each other b****es and this week they're all Oprah and Gayle again."

"It's just part of the friendstrual cycle. Just roll with it."

appendicks

A penis that is pencil thin and short and therefore useless.

She saw his appendicks and rolled her eyes

naturally-toned

Fat

"I'm not pudgy/overweight/obese/jabba -- I'm 'naturally-toned'"

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McLovin' It

The process of prefixing everything with "Mc" to make it more popular.

E.g., McRib, McNuggets, McChicken....

Also, MC Hammer was a way better rapper before he changed it to just "Hammer."

"Instead of getting a sandwich made of ground up pig sphincters pressed into a rectagular pattie shape and slathered in rancid ketchup for lunch, why don't get get some McRibs instead?"

"I'm McLovin' It!"

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