Alcoholicide

Drinking to excess and beyond, for any reason.

"That dude got dumped HARD and decided to take himself out, bro. Full-on alcoholicide. It was such a good party."

"BRO, I'm feeling so fucking good tonight, let's get fucking wasted!" Inevitably leading to alcoholicide.

vacation dick

A penis that is so large that the resulting aches make it so that it can only be enjoyed on occasion, as opposed to boyfriend dick, which can be enjoyed daily.

Not to be confused with Ideal Dick, which is significantly larger than boyfriend dick, but can still be enjoyed on a daily basis.

The aches from that vacation dick I had this weekend are still killing me. I can barely walk straight.