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A jerk who thinks he's a bad ass but is mostly just an asshole.
"I hate DeAngelo Hall... He is a Selfish Badonkadonkhole!"
14π 7π
The person who creates and runs a scam. The mastermind behind the operation but is also often the scammer who actually caries out the con or swindle.
"He's a fricken' scam artist and I wouldn't trust him with a dead fly."
55π 9π
Abundant, plentiful and ample supply of Labia or Quimm. The beef of the vertical cheeseburger. The meat between the buns. The hanging meat curtains. Easily seen even with the females legs closed. Use of the word 'fillet' usually infers a willingness or desire to perform oral gratification on said lady.
"I thought Shula's offered the best fillet in town... Boy, was I wrong!"
"As she stood naked before me I gave thanks for the bounteous feast of juicy fillet I was about to enjoy."
51π 15π
A vagina that is on the rag (having it's period). It may even have bloody chunks due to it being the worst time of the month. The pussy in question might otherwise be tasty and / or attractive - but not really very much so at this particular moment.
Actually eating (going down on) a 'Crimson Custard Bucket' would most likely result in acquiring Red Wings
Guy to GF: Honey can we do the wild thing?
GF to Guy: I'd love to - but only if you're willing to plunge into the Crimson Custard Bucket .
10π 8π
Quimm refers to the most precious part of the female anatomy. Quimm can be considered the vagina but more frequently may be an alternate word for the Fillet, Lips, or Labia. It should also be noted that the Quimm being discussed would be attractive and pleasing not only to the sight but also the touch, smell and taste. NOT some ugly, misshapen, smelly, ratty old thing.
"She was taking it the ass like a true porn star when I noticed her luscious quivering quimm."
118π 47π
A cunning, sneaky person. On internet forums they are often a liar, fake or poser. Will try to extract information from you to share with others and / or use it against you. Uses shiftiness to evade an obligation, commitment or duty. They will make promises then renege on them. 'Weasel' is very often followed by 'out' as in 'weasel out'.
"Watch her try to weasel out of that one."
"What a fucking weasel that lying bitch is."
"Every insurance company has a weasel clause so they don't have to pay their claim."
331π 115π
Two faced internet person derived from two words: PIE (as in, 'sweet as pie') and, FAUX (as in fake and / or wannabe). (Noun, pronounced as Py - owe). This type of individual is spreading across the net like an STD and they infect virtually every forum and internet community. Characteristics of these people (usually female but can be either sex) includes:
1) Displaying a lack of character or morals, even flirts; all in an attempt to appear fun, carefree and hopefully become 'popular'.
2) Lacks originality and creativity. A boring person however they don't see themselves as such.
3) Frequently becomes short tempered, rude and argumentative. Often sounds like a bufoon and is always making excuses and blaming others.
4) Persists with a know it all attitude but in reality is not very intelligent.
5) Often brags about love life, hobbies and position at work or in life; most of which is fabricated in order to impress other forum members.
Peer pressure along with a need to be accepted and admired motivates these people to behave in this manner. Most often they are confused manic depressives requiring medication or alcoholics with to much time on their hands.
"John, you're a worthless drunk old man who has to visit Bancock in order to get laid. You're such a Pieaux"
"Skylar, you Pieuax bitch! I wish the mods would ban your stupid ass!"
11π 3π