ford-five

When two Superduty (or similar style trucks) pass one another on a narrow road close enough so their towing mirrors collide with one another in a high-five style.

Me: Hey man what happened to your truck??

Asswhipe: Fuck man, I thought I'd show off my new programmer so I decided I'd be cute and blow by some peckerwood towin a trailer on the rural route but the fuckin road was too narrow and I gave him the old Ford-Five

Me: Owned!!

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