Ultramount

Ultramount = Ultra-Amount, as in an amount of things so ultra, that it could not even exist in this universe because there would be just too many of these things.

Mom just baked us an ultramount of cookies! Hooray!

Eggnog

Eggnog is a delicious holiday drink and here's the recipe:

1. Crack eggs into your partners asshole or vagina.
2. Whisk the eggs with your penis.
3. Ejaculate into the mixture.
4. Collect the mixture in a cup or mug.
5. Add your favorite spirits.
6. Enjoy!

"I sure love eggnog, it's high protein and really fun to make too!"