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I woke up in the middle of the night screaming... "I knew it! I knew it! I AM a gexican!" It all made so much sense. I love dick, tacos, and camouflaging my self. Now I'm at peace.
When you're especially thirsty for daddy, you need him to DADhydrate you.
*pounding and pummeling ensues*
"Yeah Daddy, oh yeah, I'm a thirsty girl, won't you Dadhydrate me??"
Veeerrrrry explosive. An atomic, nuclear oof beyond measure or comprehension. An oof to end all oofs.
It was an explosive oof when Gabriela caught Devin masturbating in Dr. Horseman's class. She yelled "explosive!" and the ceiling fell.