Snoo

Kinda like a shart. But in this instance the motion emerges as a result of the muscle change caused by a sneeze, hence the name: sneeze + poo = snoo.

Hard to believe possible I know, but I've seen it happen. It was awful.

*Al enters office from adjoining warehouse looking gleeful*

Al: "You're not gonna believe this... Jay just had to go home!"

Shezzer: "What? Why?"

Al: "He just snooed!"

Shezzer: Gross! That's a food-safe environment...

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