Geebees

A beloved house cat which is so cute it literally brings a tear to your eye

Anything generally cute enough to make you cry

I love my geebees
I can’t wait to go home after work and give my geebees a big cuddle
Look how cute my geebees is! So cute!

Omg a geebees!

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Byron baes

A show on Netflix portraying how selfish and fake the Byron bay community has become (not all of them of course) but ridden over by rich assholes who think their shit don’t stink mean while they are more fake than my dildo and look like gutter trash.

They all gossip about each other and talk trash about other cities but they don’t realise they are digging a bigger hole than what Byron Bay already is.

A show that has now tainted Byron Bay with utter nonsense completely. Bogans or rich cunts. AVOID and oh yeah influencers are worse than crack heads on Centrelink so gtfo.

I would rather lay on the Gold Coast 110km/hr motorway—-Monday morning throughout busy traffic than watch Byron baes

I would rather fuck my own ass with a rusty fork than watch Byron baes

Let’s go to Byron bay! Byron bae? Fuck no I’d rather buy a gun.

Overlanch

That part of your stomach which hangs over your dick or vagina from eating too much. Plus it smells like cheese and sweat in your bikini line.

Oh my God I can’t see my cock because of my overlanch!

I’m so sick of my overlanch I can’t do shit!