fat joe

slang for a penis too big for a girl.

i would fuck her, but i have a fat joe.

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Stead (vt)

1)To spend an entire day at work doing absolutely bugger all other than circulating funny emails

2)To have the capacity to sleep with ones eyes open, thereby giving the illusion of diligent effort, having been up all night playing pokerand imbibing cheap merlot.

1)I think I'll Stead today

2) I'm having a steady sort of day today. Got any nurofen?

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Australian kiss

like a French kiss but "down under"

He gave her an Australian kiss

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Hoe-dar

an internal detection system which monitors and registers the presence of a hoe and indicates the hoe-nosity level of a person or groups of people one comes in contact with.

As the cheerleaders passed by me, my hoe-dar went wacko.

Smokified

To have Comparison to Smoky

To have ones life force sucked out by a whore like girlfriend

Daaaaammmnn Ben...your smokefied

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citrusy

1)The Floridian version of Peachy.
2)A mood identical to Peachy.

How are you today?
Citrusy... just citrusy.

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contra

contra was adopted as a new form
of masterbation... founded by a fan in the star wars chat room

tk118 plays contra all the time

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