gaywad

a wad of gay.....

gaywad in the lost galaxy

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D-bager

Anyone from Darien. They tend to be affluent. Their main rival is New Cannan. People from New Cannan are gay. They are so gay that they lose in every sport they try...see you at the turkey bowl next year ladies.

Wow, Darien's awesome, new cannan blows

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dink

a "nice word" for dick

I have a big dink... You dink!

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fat joe

slang for a penis too big for a girl.

i would fuck her, but i have a fat joe.

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bananahan

The state of being a total JACKASS.

You are such a bananahan

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Australian kiss

like a French kiss but "down under"

He gave her an Australian kiss

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Stead (vt)

1)To spend an entire day at work doing absolutely bugger all other than circulating funny emails

2)To have the capacity to sleep with ones eyes open, thereby giving the illusion of diligent effort, having been up all night playing pokerand imbibing cheap merlot.

1)I think I'll Stead today

2) I'm having a steady sort of day today. Got any nurofen?

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