Chicken Teriyaki

Chicken Teriyaki was the correct full name of the last surviving Japanese kamikaze pilot. He was rumored to always have had a large brown stain on the seat of his Zero Fighter and on the seat of his flight suit. It has been reported that Chicken Teriyaki often adorned his flight suit with a decorative yellow stripe all the way up the back of his flight suit as well.

Dude, I saw Chicken Teriyaki's plane at the big air show and there wasn't a mark or blemish on it anywhere besides the huge stain on the cockpit seat.

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Johnny Cash

A "Johnny Cash" is a slang term for a Nashville Tennesee pay toilet, often found in gas stations and bus stations.

Dude, I'll be right back, I gotta hit the Johnny Cash.

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