boyjuice

Clear fluid that forms at the tip of the male organ after a prolonged erection. It can form in adolescents with or without stimulation or as a result of sleep or daydreaming; the purpose of such fluid is to provide lubrication during intercourse. Too much boyjuice can lead to a condition called Blue Balls for which the relief is usually masturbation.

Dude, after making out with Kayla, my boyjuice was running down my leg, for real.

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spacial orientation

The term spacial orientation is a psycho-physiologic term used to describe conscious movement of the human body within all planes of motion simultaneously. The most difficult of movements would be to be upside down, back wards, and rotating in fluid motion. Such movements are seen in aerial trapeze, stunt aircraft flying, sky diving, and in all of extreme sport events, as skateboarding, snowboarding, BMX, Inline Rollerblading, and Motocross. It is not understood how the human mind can control the body in real-time with such precision in 3-D motion. The amount of mathematical computations to achieve such movements of an amorphous mass as the human body in real-time is astronomical.

An extreme sport requires a very high degree of skill in the art of spacial orientation.

econobabble

New self-coined word used to describe the self proclaimed wisdom of all the present day pseudo-economists. They have 100 bogus reasons for what just happened, and just as many for what didn't happen. Kind of like watching sports announcers, during a game, hamming up the leading team and acting like they knew what was going to happen all the time--when they didn't have a clue.

I get so tired of reading all the so-called "experts" on the economy, when in reality it is all just econobabble.

I could just fart rainbows

Such a warm happy feeling inside over something utterly delicious or satisfying, extremely pleasant, fullness of self.

I am so happy that you, two, finally got married: I could just fart rainbows.

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moosify

To ad a macho or male gender twist to a concept or action: to garner appeal among men or gender biased groups.

Sarah Palin is the is the mother of all moosify comments.

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short-timer's syndrome

Originally dating back to the Vietnam War. When one's rotation date (leave the country) was near, one lost focus on still being a soldier, and became a liability instead of an asset. Also, the period of time at the end of the 12th grade, when one has already been accepted into a college or the military, and is just waiting for the Senior Prom and Graduation ceremonies.

I wonder if Simon Cowell is getting short-timer's syndrome on American Idol?

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Gen Z

Generation Z, or those kids born roughly after 9/11.

There was Generation X, then Generation Y, now the new kids born after 9/11 are called Generation Z or Gen Z, for short.

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