gemini

The third of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the twins, which runs from May 22 to June 22.

Gemini is an air sign.

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jack off

to use your hand or an instrument to stimulate the male genitalia, ultimately resulting in an orgasm.

It helps to think about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys when jacking off. You will cum quicker.

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suprema

Used to describe the hottest, sexiest girl you've ever seen. There can be only one suprema at a time.

For the past 11 years, I have found Sandy "Pepa" Denton (of Salt 'N Pepa) to be the suprema.

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sumpin

Bitched version of the word something. It is most commonly used in the phrase "humpin' sumpin' new" which translates to "engaging in kinky sex."

Nice ass, Fido, I'm glad to be humpin' sumpin' new.

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bone

To engage in sex with.

Does you think parents should invite their kids into the room while zey is boning?

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fag bag

A slang term for a fanny pack, popularized in the early 90's, as it was often worn by gay men.

What's he hiding in his fag bag?

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wank off

To masturbate, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum.

I wank off when I think about fucking Sophia.

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