wonky eye

an eye that does not seem to make eye contact, is deformed, or has poor vision

I have 20/200 vision in my wonky eye, so I'll never be able to drive.

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olean

A form of fake fat invented in 1998, which sparked yet another 90's fad. It was used in potato chips to help fat fucks lose weight. It was perfect until the FDA got involved, requiring that the chip companies put a warning on all the bags that olean may cause anal leakage.

I remember Olean. I was a kid in the 90's.

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Quagmire

From the animated series "Family Guy," Quagmire is Peter's friend, a sex pervert and pedophile.

Examples of quotes from Quagmire:

Quagmire: How old are you?
Girl: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy!

Peter: I felt guilty about not giving Lois an anniversary present.
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up at 11:30.

Cleveland: That reminds me of an episode of Cheers.
Quagmire: I don't remember it. Tuesdays in the 80s I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11. Oh, yeah!

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aries

The first of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the ram, which runs from March 21 through April 20.

Aries is a fire sign.

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bastardized

Used to describe something that has been put into a bitched or perverted form.

Protestantism is a bastardized form of Christanity.

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cunnilingus

Oral sex performed on a female; the act of "eating out."

Every Monday she engaged in degrading forms of fellatio and cunnilingus.

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preppy

Adjective used to describe a kid whose family is wealthy and goes to prep school. Some of them attend public high schools and always follow the latest fads and trends, especially with clothing and jewelry that shows their wealth.

Sophia is always sticking to the latest fads and trends. Her parents own an equity firm, and she likes the preppy look.

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