Bush

A man who was not elected, but appointed to the American presidency, and has been responsible for thousands of deaths since.

Michael Moore is the only one who has been forthcoming in telling the truth about the scandalous, corrupt Bush administration.

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mount

To forcibly thrust the penis into the vagina.

After 3 months, Pepa finally allowed me to mount her.

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buddah

Urban slang for marijuana. May also be spelled buddha.

He's selling buddah if he's got plenty of money. (lyric from Salt 'N Pepa's '93 song Heaven Or Hell)

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kookie

Protestant holy communion.

Did you her about how John Kerry took a Protestant kookie at a church last week?

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propaganda

The practice of telling lies through the media and passing them off as truth and realistic journalism, with the intent of political gain.

Many consider the great filmmaker Michael Moore's work to be propaganda.

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moo-cow fuck milk

Plain old traditional whole milk, as opposed to the 21st-century fabricated "milks" such as skim, 1%, 2%, soy, goat or acidophilus

I just want back my moo-cow fuck milk! I know there ain't no such thing as soy milk because there ain't no soy titty, is there?

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pedophile

An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)

Simeon is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.

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