moo-cow fuck milk

Plain old traditional whole milk, as opposed to the 21st-century fabricated "milks" such as skim, 1%, 2%, soy, goat or acidophilus

I just want back my moo-cow fuck milk! I know there ain't no such thing as soy milk because there ain't no soy titty, is there?

jelloize

To take on the consistency of gelatin, as Jell-O does in the refrigerator.

This milk is starting to jelloize. It's time to get rid of it.

kookie

Protestant holy communion.

Did you her about how John Kerry took a Protestant kookie at a church last week?

protestantism

A bastardized form of so-called "Christianity."

Lutherans, Methodists and Baptists all practice a form of Protestantism.

wonky eye

an eye that does not seem to make eye contact, is deformed, or has poor vision

I have 20/200 vision in my wonky eye, so I'll never be able to drive.

kontroversy

The controversy surrounding John Kerry claiming to be Catholic yet supporting abortion and gay marriage.

God, I'm sick of all this kontroversy about John Kerry.

exorcist

A Catholic priest, brother or religious layman who rids an invading demon or other evil supernatural entity.

Father Quinn was once an exorcist in Africa before joining our church.