yid

An Eastern European Jew. The term is often interpreted as offensive, which is a major misconception. The word Yiddish is not offensive, so neither is Yid. The word Yid is used to differentiate between an Eastern European, Yiddish-speaking Jew and an Israeli, Hebrew-speaking Jew.

Simeon is a Yid. However, he prefers to be called Jewish.

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Jew York

A clever name for the state or city of New York used as a dig on the Jews, due to its exceptionally large Jewish population?

I'm off on Thursday for some holiday whose name I can't pronounce. Yep, this is sumpin that only happens in Jew York.

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sell it

To be a whore, to have sex for money.

And if she wanna be a freak and sell it on the weekend, it's none of your business. (lyric from Salt 'N Pepa's '94 hit None of Your Business)

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gobbledygook

The nonsense that Protestants believe in.

Lutherans don't believe that the Blessed Virgin Mary was conceived immaculate. That sounds like a lot of gobbledygook to me.

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yeast infection

A cheese-like fungal infection which can form in the vaginal area and is sexually transmitted.

She's a six-year-old child with a yeast infection, and she certainly didn't get it from me.

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scorpio

The eighth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the scorpion, running from October 24 to November 22.

Scorpio is a water sign.

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borat

The second alter ego of the English comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. As Borat he is from Kazakhstan, and hates the Jews, yet tries to get acquainted with American life and culture via a series of interviews with prominent pop culture figures.

I'm Borat and I'm from Kazakhstan. Now what if the Jew come after you with his horns?

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