Millennium Bitches

Women who have had their first kid between 2000 and 2005.

Why is it that all the Millennium Bitches think their kids are better than everyone else?

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virgo

The sixth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the virgin, which runs from August 24 to September 23.

Virgo is an earth sign.

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flimsy fucking excuse

What Protestants are, essentially. The "faith" they believe in no more than a crock of shit passed off as a religion.

Protestants are a flimsy fucking excuse for a religion.

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douche bag

Originally meant to refer to an implement women use to clean their vaginal area. Recently, has come to mean a very dislikable, pretentious, filthy or Jewish person.

-You think it's worth beating him up for it?
-Nah, he's a douche bag.

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royale with cheese

The name for a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France. Popularized by Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta in the 1994 film Pulp Fiction.

- Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
- They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
- Hell no, they got the metric system. They don't know what the fuck a quarter pound is. They call it a royale with cheese.

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cunt

Offensive term for the female genitalia. Also used to describe a bitch-like woman.

She advised me to keep my fingers away from her god-damn cunt.

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fudge packer

A man who engages in gay anal sex.

Did you just call me a fudge packer? I'm telling you I ain't gay.

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