Guildford

Lovely Town (yes it's a town NOT a city, like number 1 suggests, twat.) with lots of ladies with lovely titties.

Man 1: Hey Man, where are you from?
Man 2: Hey there, i'm from Guildford.
Man 1: Oh I hear it's not actually a city but a town with loads of fit chicks with lovely titties?'
Man 2: 'true'

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