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Dracut

Dracut is a good sized town in Northeastern Massachusetts, USA. It has a population of about 30k-40k hicks of the North with Boston accents. It is known ONLY for it's football team, which belongs to Dracut Senior High School. Dracut High is a 50 year old piece of shit building that would work better as a FedEx warehouse following 5 years of decontamination and restoration work by the pitiful workforce of the Town of Dracut.

To break down the population, Dracut consists of skaters, pot heads, too many asians, little to no blacks, northern white trash, and %0.5 smart folk. The entire town hates Lowell, it's much larger counterpart, 1/3 hates Tyngsboro for being better at sports, another third doesn't give a shit, and the final third want to live in Tyngsboro out of fear for their lives.

All in all, Dracut blows as a town whether you live in it or not. It is the dirty, disease filled womb of a pregnant porn star that houses the bastard children of Massachusetts that must pass through all the circles of Hell to redeem their reputation just for being born there.

- Where are you from?

- Dracut

- Go die somewhere

by Guillaumes February 16, 2011

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