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Kentucky Plug

Especially useful after a night of questionable food truck tacos and tequila, the Kentucky Plug is performed as a preventative measure in the midst of having sex in the doggy style position, whereby a person ram's their thumb into their partner's anus to stop the impending arrival of unintentional fecal matter, which explodes from the colon with the force of an insanely hot loaded 50 BMG SLAP round, most likely saving both participant's lives in the process.

I had my girl bent over a table the other night and by the sounds her stomach was making and the smell coming out of her backblast area, I had to do a Kentucky Plug on her just to be safe.

by GuinnessHangover May 20, 2021