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the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."
i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.
13π 2π
The female version of a sausage party. Pronounced like "buffet."
The party was a total muffet - six girls per one guy.
23π 15π
Post-hook up worry about things being weird because you hooked up with that person. Feeling bad because you had sex that might not have been a good idea.
"I just did one of my ex's friends and am now suffering from sexistential angst."
"I've got some pretty bad sexistential angst, wondering how long I should wait before I call this dude."
11π 3π
a fart that makes you realize that you have to take a dump.
i had to rush into starbucks and rock the bathroom after i had an omen fart on the sidewalk in front.
23π 7π
Sweater robe. One of those belted, thigh-length sweaters that princessish girls who drive Saturns wear.
I thought that girl in my History class was cute until the first cool day this September when she showed up in a swobe. Game over!
7π 5π
A Chinese restaurant in the hood. Often serves popular local ethnic food, too, like hot wings in Atlanta, and plantains in Brooklyn.
I hit the hood hang on the way home from the train and got a quarter chicken and some shrimp fried rice.
9π 1π
Exactly what it sounds like. When you get lethargic, or even comatose, from eating too much good food.
"Man, we were gonna go to the show, but we got foodtarded off of fried chicken and mac 'n' cheese at Chris's, and just wound up lying around, watching 'Dodgeball.'"
29π 7π