Piñado

Mexican slang word meaning ”addicted”

“Estoy piñado con un mujer de Sinaloa”
"estoy piñado con una canción"
"las cuaguamas me tienen piñado"

Steamboat

When you are wearing a turtleneck sweater and you fart, the fart gasses will travel up your pants, up your sweater, and exit through the turtle-neck opening at the top of your shirt. The turtle neck acts similar to a funnel on a steamboat (aka steamship, steamer).

After finishing a two-pound burrito and leaving the restaurant in his turtleneck, Javier was farting so much he resembled a paddle steamboat traveling down the Mississippi.

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