yank tank

British slang used to describe large, ugly, poorly-manufactured american cars. In europe american cars are seen as a kind of joke for people with small penises.

Yank tanks like caddilacs are heavy on fuel, ugly as fuck, and with the 0-60 of a three-legged donky named Daisy.

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6.4

The number of inches in the world-average penis size.

Yes, people really do have dicks that small. Pity them.

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Einstein

Sarcastic term of praise handed to someone who deducts the obvious and makes sure as many people as possible recognise that they have pointed out the obvious, in an attempt to sound intelligent.


See also: Rocket scientist

Hey, that car's on fire!

Oh look at the fucking Albert Einstein! As if we didn't notice the huge flames, the explosion that we heard so decided to run here etc. Idiot.

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stimpy

(n.) The idiotic, blubbering cat from ren and stimpy.

Do something stimpy, i don't wanna have three butts!

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Pax Britannica

(n.) A submissive woman that makes no noises and no facial expressions during intercourse, while you can do just about any maneuvre you want on them.

(n.) Peaceful period of British Imperialism where Britain came to be the protector of all throughout the nineteenth century. All that wasn't part of the british empire was either a vichy government (as was the case in china) or extremely in favour of preserving good ties and would not challenge (most of europe, united states, russia, Japan). In short, the empire and informal empire meant that the world was as if it were one country, with London the capital.

Joanna is a pax britannica


Pax Britannica was gooooood

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in the crosshairs

(adj.) About to be removed from play. Killed.

Gumx0r: "n00b345 is in the crosshairs."
n00b345 has been killed

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super fly

Basically, a suffix to empower a noun.

I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker. Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm super fly TNT, I'm the guns of the Navarone.

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