jack the ripper

Notorious prostitute-killer that reached his peak in 1888. Famed for being the origianal serial killer, his identity remains a mystery to this day, although many people have luanched many differing theories. The style of the killings was particularly gruesome and internal organs were removed as souveneirs. Today the term will describe any loud, ripping fart.

"I'm gonna tear you u like i'm jack the ripper"


"I just did jack the ripper"

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1989

The year in which the Berlin Wall fell, and the eighties ended.

Aaaawww, th eighties ruled so much and now the is a reccession after an economic boom. Translation? Everyone gets poorer (or does not make as much money)

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d'oh

Did you know that d'oh appears in written form in only two simpsons episodes?

That one where homer has a dream and there's a talking coyote


The one where homer has his mouf shut. k thanks.

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all your base

Poorly translated video from the entrance of ancient video game "zero wing". Often used for parodies of pwning something. Correct translation:-


CATS: You appear to be preoccupied, gentlemen (sarcasm)
CATS: Thanks to the cooperation of the UN forces, we've taken over all of your bases.
CATS: Your ship too shall soon be destroyed.
Captain: Impossible!
CATS: We thank you for your cooperation. (more sarcasm)
CATS: Enjoy the remaining moments of your lives?

Guy: Dude, you just spammed my inbox/ shot my dog/ fucked my sister/ egged my house


Gumba Gumba: all your spam/ pets/ hot sister/ house are belong to us!

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onad

(n.) The sin of onad, of scattering ones' seed upon the ground.


This sin, although rarely mentioned in name, seems to be the cause of hatred for many atheists. This ancient is actually no longer recognised by most Christian churches, and a growing number of Jewish synagogues. The reason it was introduced was not actually because of "some stupid religious thing about scaring kids into not beating off" as many active atheists may try and tell you, but a way of encouraging population growth. The new testament, the last part of the bible, was completed within a century of Jesus' death. The 'old testament', that is, the 'Jewish' section, and also used by Islam was completed before that. At this time the expected lifespan of a person was around thirty years, unless they were kings, religious leaders, upper classes etc.


This meant that people were generally having more kids to keep the population afloat. Not having children was seen as a waste of ones' seed. Masturbation was therefore discouraged by making it sinful (it harmed the population along with makinds' future). Although not strictly enforced, circumcision was the order of the day to prevent this, because it was no major crime, nor was it practically enforceable. Because fo the dropping death rate of recent centuries, especially the twentieth century where the expected life has almost doubled, it comes as no surprise no-one cares about this sin, except the anti-christian brigade of 13-year olds who 'know' that God does not exist (that is a separate matter)

people such as ayb should learn about this shit before claiming God is a ceation to extract money and prevent mass debating

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scally

A british term used by working and middle classes to define someone who wears branded sports clothing and will typically act in the "gang mentality". Usually, this will refer to a male betwixt the years of eleven and nineteen (there are exceptions) who is exoteric, loud, condescending and "up with the birds". Scallies will typically indulge themselves in a world of material things, as a front.

Their groups will stick a non-distinct, but recognisable code of dress (so as to assume that everything they do is for the group, as opposed to for the individual). Usually, they are athletic and physically dominant. While scallies can be of any class, the average is high working class or lower middle-class.

Scallies intimidate those who are seen as a threat. They are interested in whatever is in style, and contemporary, as opposed to long-standing institutions.

Contrary to what you may believe, hating "scallies" does not qualify one for intellectualism, nor does it make you "individual". By defining words on a website as a group, do you really think that you are any better than them?

Owning a Nirvana album does not assert any superioir musical taste or ability, nor can it be defined as "real music", because all music is real.


Thus concludes another session fo bitching at the non-exoteric "moshers", and the annoying as fuck "scallies".

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clan

A word to refer to a closely-knit group usually quite large and fiercly defensive of eachother. Comes from the Clans of Scotland- who were blood relatives.


Now used more as a term for groups of video-games.

Quake II clans.

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