scratch

A minor cut or graze of the skin. Next to nothing on the damage scale.

To start from scratch is to start from nothing except knowledge and ambition.

Didn't even scratch me, pussy.

monty

Common name given to British Military genius, Field Marshall Bernard Law Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein (and of Hindhead).


Monty outwitted Erwin Rommel, the "Desert Fox" at El Alamein, and won WWII in North Africa.

Monty defeated Rommel.

asco

(n.) A jpg conprising on a selection of photos of a pale, ancient woman with a headscarf and sunglasses posing for borderline necrophilia pornographic shots.


Linked from childrens websites, and is considered to be even more disgusting than goatse, tubgirl or harlequin foetus.


There are actually many pictures of "asco"s. Google image search brings forth a rotten.com picture of two severed heads with dismembered penises in thier mouths, and think-evolution formerly hosted pictures of very old naked people, and a masturbating shemale.

www.think-evolution.com/uploads/asco.jpg is now redundant

Not another teen movie

Parody of various teen movies. Mostly she's all that, never been kissed and cruel intentions.

"There, I did it, I'm a miracle worker"

pbuh

See peace be upon him

Click the link. It's an abbr. of what is in that link!

e-type

The Jaguar E-type, proclaimed to be the greatest car ever by anyone who has actually gone near one. Produced in the sixties and seventies as a road going version of super-racers the C-type, D-type and XKSS. A truly volouptous car that has a speedy engine, superb handling, perfect suspension, and one of the most enthralling rides you'll ever get, especially on convertables. Favoured by car fans such as Jay Leno, John Travolta and the Sultan of Brunei.

I really don't see how someone could think that the 'vette is the best car in the world. It looks like a box, drinks the fuel in 35 minutes of racing, has the handling of a rhino, the suspension of a horse-and-cart, it isn't even a good car!

fisting

1) The act of pushing one's fist into an orifice. It gives the feeling of some gigantic cock, apparantly, and is popular amongst homosexual males.

2) Repetitive punching to a pressure-point, usually with some sort of aid.

Fisting causes stretching, prepare to be loosened!