Volkswagen

German car manufacturer dissed by people who drive burn-out race models with shitty handling and need way too much maintainance.

vw's are cool

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drunkenmunkey

A song that has its own dance named after it produced by some one hit wonder euro-dj who's name everyone has forgot. The dance was basically waving one's arms towards the sky while in a squat position.

Does not desrve an example.

biting

(v.) What children attempt to do to the legs and hands of liars, ignoramuses and general idiots who need to become aware of how full of shit they are.

The kid next door to Elitist kept biting him.

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hand of god

The Hand of God Goal was performed during a FIFA world cup game, where argentinian striker Diego Maradona illegally used his hand to push the ball over the goal keeper and was awarded the goal, costing England the world cup that year.

Diego is a bastard

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fogie

An elderly person, usually someone who constantly finds fault with everything and reminiscs to times of WWII. Spends many hours a day waiting for buses because their children refuse to listen to them while driving. Usually working class and annoying to most. Most people will just attempt to ignore them rather than tell them to be quiet.

"Oh no we never 'ad none of that during the war. Ladies always covered themselves up, especially during the courtin' period. Oh the youth of today. We had respect for our elders back then. None of this attacks on the elderly, and we blah blah blah"


"Shut the fuck up before I break your face and steal your pension. I hate old fogies."

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world peace

Europe, north africa and eastern asia wide peace was achieved under pax romanis.

World peace was achieved, pretty much, under pax britannica in the nineteenth century. However, world peace was only achieved because every government in the world was


•Part of the british empire

• Vichy Government acting on behalf of London (China, most of africa not under the empire and parts of europe)

•Too afraid of Britains' reaction to actually start a war, fearing they would be replaced by a vichy government or raided by the rest of the empire.

In the last 2000 years, there have been 60 years of world peace, half under pax britannica.

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packing heat

To be in possession of concealed firearms. To be carrying

"He is packing some serious heat under that trenchcoat"

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