j00

A nice way for the anti-semites to get away with saying shit, while prenteding they were dissing you as a person

Adolfgurl: j00 suck nose-cock

Jewishguy76: Stop the racism, nazi girl, before I gun-rape you.

Adolfgurl: j00 = you.

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age calling

(v.) The already outdated internet practise of attempting to belittle someone by asserting that they are younger than you. Typically, the age stated is 1-3 years younger than the age of the caller him/herself (more often than not, it is just oen year younger than the caller). This is a last ditch attempt by this person to sound mature. This tactic is often employed when the calling party knows they cannot assert themselves with some authority other than presenting false credentials of thier opponent, and the younger the person (common users are in thier early-mid teens, sometimes late teens) the more readily used the act. When thier ASSumptions are proved incorrect, however the response will automatically be 'I would never have guessed that'. The users of this tactic also favour political correctness, vague assumptions, pseudo-intellectualism, constant small insults throughout thier talk, a general feel of hatred towards thier adversary and getting upset very easily.

"Whats wrong with being gay?
Do I have to enlighten another fat, white, ignorant, racist, sexist, homophobic, American 12 year old?"

--Definition of gumba gumba by '50 cent'


"n.) Someone who thinks responding once to an unnecessary flame is quite enough, and will no longer waste his time on silly internet beefs with children who have nothing better to do than reread their own urban dictionary definition to see who's flamed them recently.Have fun with your flames, little girl/boy, since I will no longer be concerning myself with 'em. Toodles!"

--definition of neilmiser by 'neilmiser'


"A person who is easily flamed. Regretably, I feel, since I have just looked up some of his definitions and various other submissions, and it's clear he or she is, at most 13 years old."

--definition of kung-fu jesus by neilmiser.

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Religious zealot

Usually called fundamentalists, these people tend to be the idiots that piss off atheists and lead them to be jerks in definitions like god and bible.


these people are oblivious to the obvious, and were ostracized from europe and russia, and sent to what is nowdays called the united states.

The USA is the proud home of religious zealots.

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ICBM

Inter-Continental Ballistic-Missile.

Warheads developed during the cold war with ranges up to and including 7,000 km. Part of the arsenal for both sides, although the west had signifanctly more. They were designed to be nuclear equipped and used only in the "final conflict" between the ideaologies of east VS west. Death row won, I think.

No matter how many ICBM's the US had, it has a far more concentrated population, and since the people didn't live in shit, they would not leave their homes unless they were fo' shizzle gonna get their asses friend.


Face it America, the Red army would have kicked the shit out of you.

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cock tease

Word that rhymes with cock cheese.

There was a young fellow named keith

Who performed circumcisions with his teeth

He didn't do it for leisure


Nor sexual pleasure


But for the cheese underneath.

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yoko syndrome

Used to describe the situation when the shit hits the fan and the first person to show up is used as a scapegoat for the problems. Based on the situation- the beatles breaking up. Yoko Ono was blamed by many fans of being the cause. The truth is that she just happened to be there at the time.

guy: Rolls-Royce has gone to shit since the Germans took it over

talking donkey: Their sales were already lower than Bentley. They have become passe. They would still be in the shit if they were still British-owned. You just have a slight case of yoko syndrome.

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yoko syndrome

Okay, that last definition wasn't great. Try again.


Yoko syndrome refers to scapegoating of the latest party to become involved with an object of popularity that is now in decline. Refers to the situation of many fans of the beatles blaming Yoko Ono, wife of John Lennon for their break-up, and the end of beatlemania.

See also I like helter skelter

see above for example.

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