more definitions than god

Ok, if you see a definition by God, click the name. At time of writing, he/she/it/group has 531 definitions, I have 559 plus whatever I've done today, which probably takes me up to 575-580 mark.

Fuck yea! I'm spreadin' dem poison rude bwoyh!

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the bike

See the village bicycle

Back in school, she was the bike.

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Atkins diet

Weight loss method devised in the 1970's by Richard Atkins. The basic principle is lower carbohydrate intake, as carbs are stored energy. If there is less carbohydrate, then the body will go to using fat, go directly to using fat, do not pass carbs, do not collec 200 calories.

The atkins is really fuckin' expensive, just go to the fuckin gym.


DR Atkins slipped on ice and fell. He had a heart attack. Had his body been less petit, he would have survived- translation- go to the gym and lose weight while becoming stronger, rather than scrawney.

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vauxhall

Once a luxury British car manufacturer until it was acquired by General Motors in 1921. From there on it ceased to be the biggest rival of Bentley, and was instead merged with opel, who GM accquired in 1926, and forced to produce cheap, nasty little cars, sub-standard to Ford. Vauxhall Make the same cars as Opel do, but they are only given the name Vauxhall in the UK, where they are also badged and named differently. Sometimes, when a new model is designed, Vauxhall will assume the name of the car it replaced under opel. Today, they occasionally make a good, fast car, but rarley. Also, Vauxhall barely do anything right without Lotus. Damn Americans, americanizing british car manufacturers and making them shit.

Fuck you GM. I'll send Osama after you.

Vauxhall Nova = Opel Corsa

Vauxhall Corsa = Opel Corsa


The Corsa replaced the nova, but they had the same name on the continent.

Vauxhall cavalier= Opel Vectra

Vauxhall Vectra = Opel Vectra

Vectra replaced the Cavalier, but Opel customers thought they were later editions of the car.

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nursery crime

An act of child molestation or paedophilia that occured while the victim was in the care of the alleged molester or paedophile.

OMGOMGOMG! Nursery crime, get 'im!

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punch-up

Slang (Mainly Brit.)


Slugging Fist-fight which will often involve fairly even numbers and teams of around 5-10 a piece (usually, there are exceptions such as major punch-ups). The fight will continue until either all competitiors have ejected themselves but the victor, or until a form of authority has arrived to separate everyone.

We had a punch-up in the local park over the weekend.

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XJ220

Beautiful beast of a supercar made in small numbers by Jaguar. Once the worlds' fastet road car. STILL faster than any road ferrari. An awesome bargain, and favourite with celebrities. Surprisingly, not a posers car, but one owned by genuine car maniacs.

Best car EVAR!!!!!!111!!!12!

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