Rural Dictionary

ratard

A word I made up that now means someone who resembles a rat (big teeth etc.) and who is stupid.

Andrew Bray, you're a ratard... MASTER SPLINTER!!!!!

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

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sunk my battleship

"...You sunk my battleship..." is often used as an expression of defeat, or acceptance that the opponent is harder to defend against than percieved to be at first encounter.

Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!

Gaytalk moderator loses!

Comrade Gumba: all your base...

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

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unforseen consequences

A supposedly "intelligent" excuse given in business and legal affairs that translates to "we didn't do our homework and check up on what could happen, so your money is gone, have a nice day."

Due to the unforseen consequences of 9/11, the US government has decided to declare war on Iraq.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

16👍 9👎

bently

Retarded way of spelling Bentley.

A Person Very Rich That Has A Bently With A Refrig In The Back Seat With % TVs!!

A person With A Bently!!

Meesa dumb shit!

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

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black power

A call for separitsm, that is no different in result to white power, asian power, indian power, egyptian power, female power, turtle power or queer power. Separatism is the main cause of racial tensions, yet many people seem blissfully unaware of this. Ho hum.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

870👍 342👎

klansmen

Members of the klan

Black guy1: look out nigga... klansmen got a rope

Black guy 2: let's get the fuck outta here

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

58👍 12👎

hasta la vista