the rock

see alcatraz

no example

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yoko

See Yoko Ono. Second wife of John Lennon and said to be the cause of the break-up of the Beatles when in fact she just happened to be there. See Yoko syndrome

Yoko looks strange.

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kiss and tell

(v.) To sell ones' story about a sexual liasons with a famous person, describing them so that the moronic readers/listeners/viewers can imagine what fucking a celebrity is like.

she does kiss and tells.

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nike

Sportswear brand that controls approx. 70% of the sportswear market. The vast majority of its produce is not designed for any sport. Footwear is very often heavy and contains far too much cushioning and tacky design. Made for the street under the guise of sportswear.

Nike shox are like putting a couple of cats under my feet.

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MM

2000 in Roman numerals.

MLMXXXIV =1984

XXIV = 2004

roman numerals are gay

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sasser

What urbandictionary staff put on this definition.

You now have the sasser virus, go to symantec or whatever they're called.

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zion

A place of spiritual enlightenment.

Gettin' closer to zion.

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