Liter

Incorrect american spelling of Litre

Americans don't need measurement, because they drink alcohol free beer.

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conk

1) one's nose

2) To be in a state of malfunction, due to factors other than wear and tear

The car is conked out.

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road kill

Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.

I turned a cow into road kill once.

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roadkill

Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.

Often used as an insulting term for someone of poor aesthetics.

Yo mama is roadkill.

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PD

See Pumpe-Duse

Volkswagen are alone in fitting diesel engines with Pumpe-Duse unit injection.

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couch trip

(n.) Something that is going nowhere, it is sitting on the couch.

This relationship is a couch trip, let's see other people so we can give eachother STDs!


Your muscle car is a couch trip. Sell it for scrap and buy a bike.

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aston

Short for Aston Martin. Solid British sports car made for hard racing. Ford took it over and decided to double production by machine-producing them. American car companies always fuck up what was good about British. Aren't they satisfied with turning Vuaxhall into the shitty little things they are today?

I want an aston... like, DB7. Just like 007

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