firing blanks

(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.


(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.

His gun was firing blanks (weaponry)



His ...gun.... was firing blanks (sexual connotation)

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freeview

Ten minutes of free televised pornography shown just before the real stuff gets aired. The freeview is only watched once in a person's life out of curiosity. This will most likely occur before the age of 13. If a friend stays over who does not have cable, then they can watch it too.

My cable company fucked up and instead of giving us the freeview every day of the week, gave us entire free playboy on Tuesday and Thursday. I discovered this when Andrew came over and we watched it after he owned me on some playstation games (yes, I'm not afraid to admit I lose sometimes).

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bee's knees

(adj.) Good, the best, high quality.


A deliberate mispronounciation of business

These new threads are the bee knee's.

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xjs

Jaguar Xjs- a coupé that has mechanics any lame muscle car wants.

The XJS won easy because the corvette's wheels fell off, the mustang's engine blew up and the GTO crawled along at 30mph.

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cleaning house

To be in the process of either

-To be effortlessly winning at any form of gambling where one plays against The "house" or "bank". Now extended to also mean effortlessly winning at friendly card games or any form of gambling.


-To be pulverising the opposition when heavily outmubered. Can refer to massacres, brawls or anything similar.

"He was cleaning house at the craps table last night"

"He's cleaning house at the drugs den because he has a wicked AK."

"The undertaker is in the ring and is cleaning house."

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is it because i'm black?

When expelled from an area for bad behaviour, this phrase is said by Ali G fans who wish to mock those who play the race card. Note: this is to be used for comical effect by white people.

Speaker:"The MP for Staines is to be removed from the house"


Ali G:"Is it coz i iz black?"


--probably misqouted from ali g indahouse

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village people

A camp group who sing about very homosexual subjects (the US navy, macho men and hanging out with all the boys down at the ymca) yet don't openly admit to being gay. Used to describe someone who is quite obviously a queer, yet is under the assumption that everyone thinks he's still straight.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-You're gay!

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